The Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Sarah and Mary), Max, Allison, and Thackery Binx are the most iconic Halloween movie characters of all time. You’ve got magic, you’ve got sass, you’ve got a teenage virgin who lit the fated Black Flamed Candle. What more could you want in a Halloween movie? Oh—zombies, talking black cats, and a magical book? Yeah, Hocus Pocus has all that, too! Whether you’re channeling your inner witch or need something fun to get you through a dreary October day, these quotes from Hocus Pocus will put the pep in your step, the Ha! in your Halloween. Keep reading for the 50 best quotes from Hocus Pocus. 1. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” —Max 2. “I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” —Thackery Binx 3. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” —Dani 4. “Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” —Winifred Sanderson 5. “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” —Winifred Sanderson 6. “Goodbye cruel world.” —Winifred Sanderson 7. “You lit the Black Flamed Candle?” —Cop 8. “Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” —Winifred Sanderson 9. “It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” —Dani 10. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one… on toast!” —Winifred Sanderson 11. “Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” —Billy Butcherson 12. “Damn, damn, damn! Double damn.” —Winifred Sanderson 13. “I love you, jerkface.” —Dani 100 Halloween Jokes 14. “Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!” —Sarah Sanderson 15. “Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” —Winifred Sanderson 16. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” —Sarah Sanderson 17. “It reeks of children!” —Mary Sanderson 18. “Well, fancy! We desire children.” —Winifred Sanderson 19. “Bubble, bubble. I’m in trouble!” —Bus Driver 20. “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” —Winifred Sanderson 21. “‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!” —Sarah Sanderson 22. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” —Bus Driver 23. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” —Winifred Sanderson 24. “It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” —Mary Sanderson 25. “I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!” —Winifred Sanderson 26. “We’re young!” —Mary Sanderson 27. “Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” —Max 28. “Farewell, mortal bus boy!” —Sarah Sanderson 75 Halloween Puns 29. “Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.” —Mary Sanderson 30. “I’ll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.” —Dani 31. “Welcome to High School Hell.” —Max 32. “They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles.” —Ernie “Ice” 33. “Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” —Winifred Sanderson 34. “He’s a good zombie.” —Max 35. “You want to smash some pumpkins?” —Jay 36. “Please don’t be sad for me.” —Thackery Binx 37. “Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” —Winifred Sanderson 38. “I shall always be with you.” —Thackery Binx 39. “Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” —Max 40. “You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” —Thackery Binx 41. “Well, it says to to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” —Allison 42. “Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” —Max ’80s Halloween Costume Ideas 43. “Shove it, Satan!” —Master’s Wife 44. “It is a prison for children.” —Winifred Sanderson 45. “Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” —Master’s Wife 46. “We’ll be younger in the morning.” —Winifred Sanderson 47. “Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!” —Sarah Sanderson 48. “I call it a bus.” —Bus Driver 49. “Come little children/I’ll take thee away/Into a land of enchantment/Come little children, the times come to play/Here in my garden of magic.” —Sarah Sanderson 50. “Come, we fly!” —Winifred Sanderson Want more great Halloween ideas? Check out… —The Best Witch Movies Ever—151 Best Horror Movies of All Time—Kid-Friendly Halloween Movies on Prime Video—See the Scream Cast Then and Now
